481 documented cases.

How many rural anti-science hicks haven’t been documented?

Well how else are we supposed to compete with China with all of these regulations! You know they pollute way more than we do!

Never mind that America is much higher in pollution per capita.

Make depression great again!

RFK is on it. He wants to get rid of antidepressants.

Good news! Trump aims to slash regulations, and that’s likely to happen soon. Probably because “new businesses can’t compete with all this red tape” or some other bullshit, under the impending crisis from the trade war.

I’m sure that will also mean less warning labels. It’ll probably mean more death and destruction from lack of oversight, but something something pain.

Ah, that’s the problem.

He’s thinking boom like “boom or bust”.

You’re thinking boom like Marvin the Martian.

Same.

It’s amazing how much money our family has saved the past couple of months alone, just by deciding we won’t patronize Amazon and Target now (in addition to Walmart).

Depends on how many soldiers Grok thinks it’ll take to overpower Greenland.

Spark recession fears? More like fan recession flames.

Can you hear the sound of hysteria?

A lot of junk in the Usb-c world.

One of my kids tried to charge their Kindle Fire with a 8-inch cable that came with some cheap AliExpress gizmo. The cable glowed and then melted. Fun times, since they left it on the couch.

News on the first mission: Meteoroid crashes into full flying SpaceX rocket, killing all aboard.

To be fair most school shooters and mass shooters end in suicide, either old-fashioned or officer-assisted.

This is a civil suit, not criminal.

As a teenager I worked on a restaurant.

One day I went in without any sleep and with a lot of weed.

Boss sent me down to get sugar for the pancake batter.

Spent like 5 minutes trying to get the package open. Ended up just cutting the top off with a knife.

Turned out I opened a salt cylinder.

It really puts the federal workers in a tight spot. They are getting shit poured on them from above, and they are like one of the last lines of defense from Trump. Trump et al wants them to leave, if not willingly then on the first occasion he can fire with cause.

That really sucks. They have no moves but to hold the line.

You see, the brilliant part of this is that the leopards drink the same water. It’s going to make it a lot harder for them to eat everyone’s faces if their teeth are all rotted out.

What if we start putting flouride in the junk food 🤔?

Let the lemmings follow Trump off a cliff. Everyone else, buy low if/when they can.

They got the organ in December. While this administration is a clown show, I don’t see how that’s relevant.

Oh for sure, on all points. It’s a real good jobs program, it’s one of the few vessels for class mobility left, and it’s entirely that way by design.

Can’t have everyone getting free college. Just the ones that work for us for a few years, breathe in one or more toxic chemicals, and come out the other side brainwashed by being spoonfed nationalist propaganda the whole time like they’re making jarhead foie gras. Assuming you didn’t start sucking that koolaid tit in highschool from the junior ROTC.

I’ve got nothing but respect for our Marines. Someone has to be the dumbest motherfucker in the room, and they will proudly step into those shoes.