This idiot probably thinks his grocery store is cheating him because he only buys food from them, and not the other way around.

Yeah, that was my point. It’s volatile AF. Erratic swings up and down by thousands is not a healthy sign.

Got it. Today is bad.

Today is shaking up to be volatile as fuck. Now it’s up 200.

Edit: looks like the story has also been updated to say things are positive.

Edit 2: and now down a shitload again. Yup, volatile as fuck.

Americans should be angry because most American retirement plans are heavily rooted in the stock market these days.

America’s right has been pretty relentlessly trying to get people out of pensions and into 401Ks for decades, and now that same party is blowing up the economy yet again.

Watching my retirement account get kicked in the balls sure feels great. I’m feeling so liberated.

Softcornio? They’re buying 90’s Cinemax?

If that’s in 5 years, what are the 4 rebrands that we’re going to see before then?

Yet another logo change. Lol.

Great job Senate. They knew they shouldn’t have appointed these complete amateurs, but they were too afraid of being primaried by Trump lackeys.

Car dealerships and Elon Musk both suck donkey balls. That said, a MAGA court will push through lots of toxic shit, even if they’ll throw you a bone and that allows for you to buy direct from auto manufacturers.

Car dealers are like gas station attendants in Oregon and New Jersey. They add little value and mostly increase the price of the thing I wanted to buy.

Actual radical left: Abolish capitalism through violence

Trump’s radical left: People that don’t like storing classified information in country club bathrooms or on personal devices.

Hopefully none of those other kids don’t die from SSPE in a decade. That shit is terrifying.

I love that Teen Vogue continues to hit as hard as it does.

Becky, a women with Zooey Deschanel hair and a golden retriever named Bo Jangles.

She’s a classic Tren de Aragua mule. I bet she also listens to Sylvan Esso and pickles onions grown in a community garden.

Fellow Americans,

You know when the news blows up because one of our citizens has been taken hostage as a political prisoner in some authoritarian country? And you know how that makes you not want to visit or do business with that country?

We’re now that authoritarian country.

If he resigned, kept his stock, and it was led by someone who actually increased the share prices, he’d make a lot of money.

I’d love for one of these judges hold one of these lawyers in contempt. It’s the judge’s court, not the theirs.

Calling a drug a WMD.

War on Drugs 2.0.

And that really worked out great, didn’t it?

Damn Lemmy users and their damn empathy and compassion.