because i want to play the entire gamecube library on my phone goddamnit

promises don’t count if you delete them. everyone knows that

lol fuck that

F-Zero X

I crave speed and murder

I, USE ARCH (btw)

follow a bunch of artists on bsky and shoehorn their artwork in there

I’m thinking more omikron the nomad soul lmao.

you’re wrong, corsicanguppy

huh. i’ve always solved that problem by polluting the dungeon with glyphs of warding to raise a middle finger to future generations of adventurers hoping to find treasures

We’re only gonna get variations of the “Welcome to Revachol” guy, unfortunately

smuggled in under the bell ofc

no way this is true. it might be only 240p but I can stream video in this wrinkly meat computer without buffering.

Our group made a little detour back to 3.5 for a short adventure and wow this isn’t even an exaggeration. Wizards start with like, 4 hp

lol those kids are fucked

I appreciate that this exists. N64 controllers were super fucked up and I’ve encountered troubles getting an xbox style controller to work with emulation because the right thumbstick isn’t a good replacement for c-buttons.

Dude is fucked, but I’m rooting for him all the same.

They’d sue you for playing their games on their hardware if they could

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Play it again.🔫

ooh, can I be the first then? Buddy, you gotta play SPYRO THE DRAGON, that game is the pinnacle of the loveable skrunko genre. You get to play as the titular Spyro, a plucky little dragon dude. How cool is that? So when’re you gonna start your first playthrough?