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Cake day: August 15th, 2023

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  • If you did, the phone-home beacons are super easy to spot and block. Appliance manufacturers don’t think of their products as computers so they don’t bother to hide anything.

    On the flip side, it seems that laptop manufacturers think of their products as appliances, so they don’t even hide their beacons either.

    Spoiler: Acer ties it’s proprietary fan control drivers to"NitroSense" that loves to beacon home with your geo location and serial numbers. If you insert a random python webserver for it to connect to, it will just blurt out its API keys for the Acer CMS. Connecting back to their CMS manually allows you to inject as much shit data into their CMS as you want.









  • Gotta respect that math, but value might still be possible.

    55 gallons of water weighs about 459lbs (208kg), so that barrel is in that range.

    Get 10 friends to chip in and order the barrel. Use those 10 friends to lift and leave that barrel somewhere that is highly visible, like the front porch of an ex-wife or ex-husband. Maybe your local police station if you are from a small town?

    If that is worth $1,700 to someone, I can’t really say. I have paid more (per pound) for less significant practical jokes before though.

    (It would be cheaper to use another barrel, actual water, and just fake the package label though. Real lube would just be for show but it would show that you have great attention to detail.)