Would have been a lot more memorable if he just repeated “these are not normal times” for 25 hours straight. 😂

I was just about to cough up for a Banana Pi R4, but I might wait for this now.

Seth Meyers’ jokes at Trump’s expense during the 2011 White House Correspondents dinner have been identified by those close to Trump as the moment he decided to seriously run for President.

Seth Meyers made this problem, it’s up to him to fix it. Bonus points if he gets Trump to quit using only jokes.

This! If Trump leaves office in anything but shame and universal disapprobation, a new Trump with a different name but the same tactics will emerge. Americans need to learn the lesson for this madness to end.

This is the “fuck around” portion. I fear for ordinary Americans when the “find out” part comes.

It is the 41st Millennium.

For more than a hundred centuries Donald Trump, the Emperor of America, has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Washington. He is the master of the US by the will of the nutjobs and master of a million tariffs by the might of his moronic followers. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Generative AI. He is the MAGA Lord of the vast Imperium of America for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, everything is still Joe Biden’s fault.

🎵Journalist caught me on Signal (It wasn’t me)

He saw me schemin’ on Yemen (It wasn’t me)

Even list of ordinance (It wasn’t me)

He even caught me on a screenshot (It wasn’t me)

He saw the bombs dropping on Sanaa (It wasn’t me)

Heard the words the CIA told me (It wasn’t me)

Late night host laughter getting louder (It wasn’t me)

Shouldn’t have drunk that vodka!🎶

In a word, audience. I’d prefer it if everyone went with Mastodon, but the audience on BlueSky is orders of magnitude bigger. I cross post to both, but only because I don’t trust BlueSky not to do exactly what Twitter and Meta have done eventually.

Seems like nowadays Nebraska guy is more likely to be a rabid Trump supporter who likes the way things have been so far in 2025. 🤮