One of the TVs in my gym plays fox news. Usually they have stuff along the bottom of the screen for current stock index prices (DJIA, etc.). Guess what was conspicuously absent today?
It was funny to watch them hide it while the TV across from it runs CNN, where they were covering the tariffs and market drops, while fox was running a bit shitting on Kamala Harris.
The Greatest Depression, everyone is saying it, the likes of which have never been seen before.
A Beautiful Depression, folks
Make depression great again!
RFK is on it. He wants to get rid of antidepressants.
Make America Great Depression Again!
And then a world war to get out of it. Old is new again.
I’m like not 100% sure what floor traders even do besides pose for reaction photos when the stock market does something. Basically professional mourners but for capitalism.
I’m like not 100% sure what floor traders even do
They stopped being a thing back in the '00s. Floor trading is all done by algorithms now. Specifically, the High Frequency Trading algorithms, that perpetually scan trading indexes and place orders in anticipation of arbitrage opportunities.
You’ve got a few people on the floor who function as IT and tweak the algorithms as necessary when they encounter bugs. But that guy is more likely freaking because his API is bugging out than because of any change in equity values.
No, those are still actual traders at the NYSE. An overwhelming amount of trades are electronic, but the NYSE floor is still a thing.
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/09/traders-floor-exchange.asp
There are still traders who work on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE)—where some large companies still trade in the pit—as well as commodity and options exchanges like the Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME).
They’re there almost exclusively for the cameras. It’s essentially a TV set.
Yes, you’re not wrong, but they are making actual trades.
Saturday is when the really big tariffs hit (China, Vietnam, ect.)
Enjoy your weekend because Monday will have people jumping out of windows again.
The tariffs don’t really need to be enacted for the market to respond.
That’s not to say Monday won’t be a shit-show.
I’m sure it can fall more.
It’s fine, it’s fine. Next week will see such tremendous growth and everyone will be begging to trade with the US again. You’ll see.
Between the 401k, the future of social security, and the cost of everything going up, retirement is looking great now. Yay.
Yeah Trump said the market is going to boom. Industry is going to boom.
Big bada boom.
Multipass
Happy Friday…
